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The ‘Konji’ That Day Was Brutal…The Funniest Story You Will Ever Read

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A popular Twitter user, Mazi Chima Amadi has shared a true life story on one of his experiences during his school days at the University of Ibadan.

According to Amadi, he had his hope dashed by an older rich man, who took his girlfriend away on a crucial day he planned “nacking” her.

This action, according to Amadi, stirred a passion in him to make it big in life.

Read his narration below

The konji that day was brutal, local man could not concentrate during the Chemistry 157( UI peeps can relate) lectures that morning. All that was in my mind was for 7 pm to come so I can go and waylay Ngozi for some free ”nacks” at the Queens Hall.

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Ngozi was my babe then. I managed to survive Prof Mark Nwagwu’s Zoology class and barely made it through Prof Okonjo’s Physical Chemistry lecture. Lectures over, off I went to Kuti Hall, my Hall of residence to shower, smoke some St Moritz and then go to the gate for some original Monkey-tail, Ngozi is in trouble.

Today, I reckoned. I had told my roommates that anybody I saw in the room by 7.30pm when I will be coming back with Ngozi was public enemy number one, I go finish his life.

Shola, my born again roommate was told to go and read and not come back till 11 pm or else… Anyway, all was set. Area calm and controlled. I had collected my free rubber from Jaja, so I was ready. 7 pm came slow but it finally came, local man started walking to Queens from Kuti, a very short trek but taking so long.

Take note that there was no GSM those days. As I was moving, the man in the middle was just jumping up singing( we are going to get laid today was the chorus with no tune in my head).

As soon as I approached the bend near the bus stop that will take me to Queen’s entrance, I saw a White 190 Benz with a middle-aged dude whose tummy was touching the steering, talking with a chic in front of the car. It was dark.

The car was parked under the trees in front of the Hall. Then dude opened his car door, maybe to close it properly, the inner light came on, lo, it was Ngozi in front with dude. I stopped. Middle man went limp. Song stopped playing. I gazed. Ngozi and big belly man were driving off. Oh boy! Oppression. I lit my cigarette. Crossed over to love garden to reason my life.

Yes!! I knew what I was going to be when I grow up. Fuck medical doctor, fuck any other career. I am going to be a fucking Hustler. Make this damn quid and then become an Aristo, an oppressor of young, stupid and naive boys like me who thinks they are entitled to “nacks” because them sabi book and can teach the dumb Ngozis of this world in exchange for shags. It’s all about cash. Who book epp?

Well, I went back to my room and my roommates who had taken a bet on how many condoms will remain by the time the battle was over were shocked to see Local man return with no chic. I told them Ngozi was killing her monthly fowl. Had to lie to preserve ego. They were sympathetic. They jokingly suggested soapy things to calm nerves or to go to Mokola central, the word was that some new girls had come into the motel.

I told them not to worry, besides, no cash for Central. Well, Local Man made cash, big cash. A local man is no longer interested in oppressing anybody but helping people to fight oppression.

And it is still the book that God used to help Local man to be the biggest boy. So, to those in school right now being oppressed by today’s Yahoo boys, stay in school, study hard, stay focused, trust me, you will get there.

If your Ngozi is following Yahoo boys, Ignore her, don’t kill ya sef, don’t lose ya head, don’t even rape no one. 190 Benz is now extinct but Mazi is still balling. The same way all these Yahoo things will come and go. Your time is around the corner. Happy Sunday peeps.

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Nigerian & Jamaica Celebrates 50 Years Of Diplomatic Relations With Direct Flights to Jamaica

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As the festive season approaches, travel enthusiasts and lovers of fun, relaxation or  adventure, will have a chance to create history, by being part of the first direct charter flights from Lagos, Nigeria to Montego Bay, Jamaica. The flights are in celebration of 50 years of diplomatic relations between Nigeria and Jamaica. Both countries have worked hard to promote culture, education, industrial and economic development, at different levels.

The first flight will leave Lagos on 21 December and return on 28 December 2020. A second rotation will take place from 30 December to 6 January 2021. Each flight will last for just over 11 hours and relieves the traveler of the stress of securing transit visas via Europe or the US and the uncertainties associated with multiple connections.

The flights are being coordinated by the Jamaican High Commission in Abuja and Nigerians Travel Too, a leading tour operator based in Lagos and the UK. They are also a reflection of the creative fusion of the Nigerian and Jamaican history and culture, which both partners have dubbed the Nai-Jamaica Project. A dedicated website www.nai-jamaica.com has been launched, to showcase the range of travel and business opportunities that are available.


In tandem with the upcoming flights, handcrafted holiday experiences and multiple travel packages have been designed with each visitor in mind. The main items covered include: flight tickets, accommodation, airport transfers, tours and meals among others. [Participating tour operators are also offering free visa processing and support].

Nigeria’s trusted international carrier, Air Peace, will facilitate each trip with its elegant Boeing 777-300ER aircraft. Passengers will be able to travel in style and comfort across the First, Business and Economy Class cabins that are on offer at unbeatable rates.

Jamaica’s High Commissioner to Nigeria, HE Esmond Reid, has hailed the direct flights as, “An historic and unique opportunity, as part of our 50th anniversary celebrations, to reconnect with family and friends from Nigeria, Jamaica, the Caribbean and other parts of the world, in a world class tourist destination”.


Jamaica has won many international travel and tourism awards and has developed special COVID-19 protocols for the tourism sector. These are designed to protect and enhance the tourism experience for visitors and workers in the industry, in the face of the global pandemic.

Widely recognized as the “heartbeat of the world” and the land of Reggae Music, Jamaica is home to various tourist attractions and cultural icons such as Bob Marley, Marcus Garvey and Usain Bolt.

Visitors can never get enough of the opportunities for rafting, diving, golf, tennis, fishing, nature walks or horseback riding, among other exciting activities that are available in Jamaica. Places like the Abeokuta Nature Park and the Calabar High School also add special significance for visitors from Nigeria.

There will be nowhere else like Jamaica this Christmas and New Year. You can’t afford to miss this awesome Nai-jamaica experience!!!

Tickets are selling like hot cakes. Bookings will close on 20 November to guarantee visa processing, so don’t delay.

For more information on travel, tours and packages visit:
www.nai-jamaica.com
IG; @nigerianstraveltoo

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‘I Tested Positive To HIV After Gang Raped By 3 Men – Chef Ayomide

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‘I Tested Positive To HIV After Being Gang Raped By 3 Men For Being Gay’ – Chef Ayomide
Ayomide and his lover

Ayomide and his lover

Nigerian chef, Ayomide Idowu, who is also a male rape survivor, has taken to his Instagram page to tell his story.

The openly gay young man recalled how he was allegedly gang raped by 3 hoodlums at the age of 19 because of his sexuality and how he eventually contracted HIV.

Ayomide revealed his life never remained the same as he was also arrested and victimized by the police.

In his words;

“I could remember last 5years ago
What I pass through from 3 hoodlums
I was thoroughly beaten and gang-raped
All because I’m Gay…they took advantage of me
I was 19years old boy then, I suffered humiliation
Arbitrary arrest from police,inhuman degrading treatment,I lost my precious Home at the age of 19years..no parents no family…it really hurts to be an orphan….after I lost my virginity from the raped….having unprotected sex from those hoodlums I WAS TESTED POSITIVE….being positive my mood changed…I started my medication and think less…I stay away from smoking and alcohol…I eat Good fruits and vegetables…thanks to God I’m a testifier now
I’m undetectable my CD4 850 viral load 10
It really worth testimony 🙏🤦im looking healthy and stunning…being HIV positive is not the end of life…it reveals the other side of you…my aims of sharing my life threatening story as an orphan,so that people can learn from this…. 5years living positively”

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The gay activist’s post

The gay activist’s post

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Actress Osas Ighodaro Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Emotional Post

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Actress Osas Ighodaro Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Emotional Post
Osas Ighodaro

Osas Ighodaro

Nigerian actress, Osas Ighodaro penned an emotional note via Instagram as she clocked 30-years-old on Monday.

To mark her birthday, the single mother of one posted a monochrome photo of herself as she wished for people to continue praying for those who lost their lives during these turbulent period.

Ighodaro wrote;

“Thank God for another year. Happy Birthday to me. If you know me, you know I absolutely love birthdays but this year it certainly hits different. I’m overwhelming grateful for life and thankful to God to be able to see another birthday bc unfortunately many haven’t and won’t have that opportunity.

I am hopeful for better days for myself, those that I love and hold dear and most certainly for my country Nigeria. I pray for unity, peace, harmony and togetherness. We all deserve it.

My birthday wish is to please continue to pray for those innocent lives lost. Please remain hopeful and focused because I truly believe better days are soon ahead by God’s grace.

Peace, Love and Blessings.”

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The actress’ post

The actress’ post

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