Socialite and club owner Pretty Mike has shared his thoughts on the hottest spots in Lagos for people to have sex in.
Taking to his IG page, Mike listed 10 places he feels are the hottest places for sex, adding UNILAG and 3rd mainland bridge to the list.
In his words;
“10 places to have sex at in LAGOS
I live in a city where sex is more traditional than Adventurous, so allow me to be the devils advocate and give you 10 Spots to do the nasty Pls don’t get caught ooh.
1- Film House cinema:-Go watch a Movie with bae,after the movie is over and most people are gone “Give her a quick quickie. It sets a wild tone 4 the next round at home.
2- Eko Hotel:-At AyLive/UsheBeBe/Ajebo’s show,take her out to the parking lot,make sure she isn’t wearing any panties,find a coded spot in-between cars and just drive ur cassava into her,be4 the show is over.
3-Quilox Niteclub:-After some champagne in d system,walk her toward the back gate and take a right turn toward the mechanic shop,Just Hump her right there,be4 the car park guys will understand what’s going on.
4- Pinnock beachEstate:– A private estate,that someone must call the security to allow u in,so try calling Emma baggie,Taiwo or Ebuka,once u in,look 4 one of those uncompleted buildings and just drop it on ur girl raw till u Cum.
5- at the beach:– stop by a moist lounge and have a bottle of martell on a Sunday nite,den walk toward G12 bar,at d back toward d restroom,ladies pls wear something free,allow some breeze blow u down there,while Oga give it to you like a wild dog..
6- on a plane:- Where in the plane you decide to do it is based on how bad you want it,toilet is a Goal
7- on the stairs:– Cubana building on a Friday,while partying at Pablo the club downstairs,take her upstairs toward Grind lounge,start Fucking her step by step till u get to the door step of the Lounge and repeat it on ur way down “remember u have a good 5 min window be4 anyone comes looking for u.
8- 3rd mainland bridge:– take a drive 2-3am,park,step out of the car and give it to her while she is overlooking the water,2 mins is enough for this exercise,otherwise u and the area boys will be sharing her that nite.
9- Unilag:– Take urself down memory lane, be Creative and do something wild on a college Campus.
10- Buzz Bar/BayRock:– are both the darkest clubs in Lagos, Find your own coded spot and grind on him slowly.If u think u are wild enough u can do it on the dance floor.”