Emily Javier, a 30-year-old woman from Camas, Washington, has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly stabbing her boyfriend, Alex Lovell with a samurai sword because she believed he had cheated on her.
“I was training too hard, it exhausted me,” Lovell said of his intensive video-game training regimen. “I felt bad because she needed the affection. I just couldn’t keep up.”
According to court documents, Javier believed Lovell was cheating on her after she found Tinder on his phone, and saw red hair in their shower drain (Lovell’s hair is brown, and Javier’s is dyed green).
“I was trying to kill him for cheating. That was my purpose,” she reportedly told police.
Alex Lovell (L), Emily Javier (R)
“I’ve been indirectly preparing myself for this night my whole life,” he explained. “I didn’t freeze. The Wing Chun came out. I was able to stand on a knee that was just almost chopped in half and a foot that was hanging on by a thread.”
Lovell said he was able to convince Javier to stop attacking him and call the cops, and that he had forgiven her. He also explained that the red hairs in the shower were his dogs, and that he had never been particularly successful on dating apps.
“I’m not a model or 6’3”. Tall dudes slay Tinder. Everyone knows that.”
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