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Shocking: Man With Running Stomach Defecates Inside Bus

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A young man who had a running stomach has defecated inside a bus after his pleas to stop the bus for him fell on deaf ears.

A young Kenyan man with a running stomach recently answered the call of nature in a Naivasha bound matatu(local word for commercial bus in Kenya) after his pleas for the vehicle to stop for him to relieve himself fell on deaf ears.
According to SDE, the absurdity last weekend left many mouths agape, with people wondering why some matatu crews are so rude.
“Though matatu crews hold the record for absurdities, but this one has transcended the boundaries,” one of the passengers told crazy Monday.
According to the passengers on board, the young man who was sitting in the back seat asked the conductor of the matatu to have the driver stop the vehicle so that he could relieve himself to no avail.
Instead, to the chagrin of the passengers, the conductor pointed to a sticker on the window of the vehicle that read ‘kupanda ni popote, kushuka ni stage’ which loosely translated means ‘passengers can board from any point but disembarking is strictly at the stage’.
Requests by other passengers who could not stand the foul smell any more fell on deaf ears too.
“I could not hold it anymore with all signs indicating their determination to keep going yet the pressure in my bowels was unbearable,” said the beleaguered young man.
It is the foul smell that wafted from the back of the vehicle that prompted the rest of the passengers to shout at the driver to stop the vehicle or they would take the law into their own hands.
“Now look, the young man had messed himself up, making the entire vehicle inhabitable,” said a lady who was sitting next to him.
In a fresh turn of events, after the vehicle had stopped en route to Naivasha, the driver and the conductor demanded that the young man pay to have the vehicle cleaned, arguing that he was old enough to control his bowels.
However, their assertion was not taken kindly by the other passengers who blamed the driver and his conductor for the eventuality.
“Have you ever had a running stomach?” an elderly woman asked the driver in a rather sarcastic tone.
“It can strike at any time, but instead of you stopping the vehicle you went on as if the young man made had no basis to ask you to stop,” added the woman.
By now a crowd of curious on-lookers had gathered around the matatu to catch a glimpse of the drama.
One of them whose house was not far from the highway offered her bathroom for the young man to clean himself up.
“The crew should buy him new clothes or else we will report them to the authorities for violating this young man’s human rights,” said an on-looker, amid affirmation from the irate crowd.
The crew was also ordered to source an alternative vehicle to take the passengers to their destination at their expense.
 
“Let them learn the hard way,” said an old man who was grazing by the road side. “They make travelling miserable at times,” he concluded with a chuckle.

Source: Tori

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“Please If Anything Happens To Me, It Wasn’t Ordinary” – Ex BBN Ifu Ennada

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“Please If Anything Happens To Me, It Wasn’t Ordinary” – Ex BBN Ifu Ennada

Nigerian reality TV star and actress, Ifu Ennada has disclosed that she is being threatened over her involvement with the ongoing #endsars protests.

The former BBNAIJA housemate told her fans that if anything bad happens to her, they should be aware that it isn’t ordinary, because she’s getting threat messages from anonymous people.

She wrote;

“They are threatening me! Guys the people where I live are getting calls that I should stop posting about these things.

Please if anything happens to me, just know that it wasn’t ordinary. I’m not posting things that aren’t happening or things that others are not already posting”.

She further mentioned that her location is currently off, and she isn’t home, so no one can trace where she is.

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Hoodlums attack Nnewi police station, release motocycles impounded by police

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Hoodlums attack Nnewi police station, release motocycles impounded by police

Trending online is the news of Some hoodlums who have attacked the Nnewi police station before releasing motocycles impounded by the police.

The station was also set on fire.

A video of the hoodlums celebrating after releasing the motorcyles has circulated on social media.

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#EndSARS: Nigerian stock market investors lose N113.1 billion

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The Nigerian stock market could not sustain the bullish performance recorded earlier in the week as the market, Wednesday, plunged by 0.75 per cent following the curfew announced by the Lagos State as a result of the protest by Nigerian youths against police brutality, tagged #EndSARS.

Market analysts have expressed skepticism about bullish performance in subsequent trading sessions this week; even as investors position ahead of the third quarter, 2020 (Q3’20) earnings releases.

The analysts noted that foreign investors are always wary of insecurity in any economy and would begin to halt investments.

Analysts at InvestData Limited said: “We expect this volatility to continue, even as high Dividend Yields attract inflow to equity assets, ahead of the peak period of the Q3 earnings reporting season and momentum associated with earnings season in the midst of crude oil price oscillation.”

Meanwhile, investors on the Nigerian Stock Exchange, NSE, lost N113.1 billion as market capitalisation, which represents the total value of stocks traded on the Exchange fell to N14.9 trillion while Year to Date, YtD return weakened to 6.0 percent.

Sell pressures dominated today’s trading session as investors booked gains from MTN Nigeria which dropped -1.4 percent followed by Guinness Nigeria -5.9 percent and ARDOVA -6.3 percent.

As a result, the NSE All-Share Index, ASI declined 75 bases points, bps or 0.7 percent to 28,449.49 points.

Activity level improved as volume and value traded rose by 9.8 percent and 44.3 percent to 326.6million units and N4.2billion respectively. The most traded stocks by volume were UBA (40.3million units), Zenith Bank (39.6million units) and Guaranty Trust Bank (38.3million units) while Guaranty Trust Bank (N1.1billion ), Zenith Bank (N800.9million) and Nestle (N479.9million) led by value.

Performance across sectors was lacklustre as all indices lost except Insurance index (0.6 percent) which was buoyed by price appreciation in WAPIC (10.0 percent). The Banking index lost the most, down 1.7 percent following losses in Guaranty Trust (-1.3 percent) and Zenith Bank (-1.2 percent).

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