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7 Hilarious Daily Struggles of Skinny Nigerians

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What we see daily on the magazines, online platforms and TV shows are what could be done for plus size people to loose weight but no one really wonders what really skinny people go through. Nigerians have various names for skinny people without even bothering to wonder how those skinny persons feel about it. Aside from being told “you need more meat on your bones, ‘why don’t you eat a lot of eba or fufu’ and being compared to a twig and toothpicks, there are a variety of other problems only skinny people understand. INFORMATION NIGERIA brings you 10 0f them in this piece…

-When everyone just naturally knows your name without asking; Whether they are okada riders, traders, conductors, agberos or anyone else, as soon as you walk pass them, they have no way of holding the urge to call you ‘lepa’.

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-Do you eat?; As far as you’re skinny in Nigeria, its obviously because you don’t eat and that’s always the question, wherever you go.

 

-Everyone just naturally assumes you are fragile and lazy and would break to dust if you even try to lift a bucket of water, is one daily struggle of being skinny.

Being told to be careful when it’s windy outside because you might just blow away

A Sweater & Jeans

It would almost be easier to find a two headed cow than to find a perfect jeans and the traders don’t help matter anyway but just simply asking you to give it to an ‘obioma’ tailor, who would most definitely end up ruining the heck out of the jeans.

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People not failing to tell you that the food you eat doesn’t show on you and to them its just a joke but to you, its more serious than matters of national security.

People just assume you are young and disrespect you and because you don’t look like you hung the NYSC boots 5 years ago, its almost everyday that your neighbour greet you with the ‘how’s school’ or a jambite walking up to you with strong hope to get your number.

Not being able to gain weight no matter what you do, and people rolling their eyes when you voice this frustration to them because to them being fat is the problem not being thin.

‘You lost weight’; No matter how many times they see you, once they don’t see you in a little while, the next question is ‘you lost weight, were you sick?”

What did we miss???

 

 

 

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Atiku Reacts To Killing Of 43 Borno Farmers By Boko Haram

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Atiku Reacts To Killing Of 43 Borno Farmers By Boko Haram

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Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar has urged President Muhammadu Buhari to rejig the security architecture of Nigeria following the continuous attacks of Boko Haram in the nation.

This is coming following the beheading of 43 farmers in Zabarmari, less than 20 km from Maiduguri, the Borno State capital by suspected Boko Haram members.

Reacting in a post on his Twitter page, Atiku expressed sadness over the tragic incident, describing it as heartbreaking.

Also Read: Presidency Clears Air On N150,000 Monthly Payment To Repentant Boko Haram Members

The former presidential candidate condoled with families of the slain farmers in Borno State.

He wrote:

“Heartbreaking. Words fail me. The lives of our citizens should be worth much more than this. The rejig of the nation’s security architecture is long overdue. May their souls rest in peace and may their families be comforted.”

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Shehu Sani Condemns Attack By Boko Haram On Borno Farmers

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Shehu Sani Condemns Attack By Boko Haram On Borno Farmers

Shehu Sani

Former lawmaker, Senator Shehu Sani has condemned the gruesome killing of 43 Borno farmers by suspected members of the Boko Haram sect.

The former lawmaker who reacted via a statement on his Twitter account lamented that Nigeria has continued to bleed in the hands of the evil ones.

Also Read: “This Is A Matter Of Life And Death” – Fani-Kayode Reacts As Sultan of Sokoto Declares North Insecure

He wrote:

“The reported massacre of over 40 farmers by insurgents in Borno state earlier today is condemnable. This is recurring news for some, but a horrible tragedy for the children, wives, and loved ones they left behind. Every dawn of a new day, our nation bleeds in the hands of evil.”

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TECNO Stormed Computer Village with BBNaija’s OZO to Wrap up its Black Friday Sales Activities

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The month of November is always known for its intense sales activities because the best deals of the year come
during the Black Friday Period. For TECNO, Africa Number One mobile brand, it was the time to reward its
customers with massive discounts and various gift items while also unveiling some of its new devices.

The brand in collaboration with SLOT stormed computer village as part of the events to wrap up its black Friday
sale activities, hosted BBNaija’s Ozoemena Chukwu to a hangout at SLOT Ikeja.

Fans and customers had a fun time interacting with the handsome celebrity while enjoying discount offers on
TECNO devices. Different deals and gift items were up for grabs as customers who made purchases at the store
enjoyed 50% discounts on Spark 5, Camon 16 Series and 100% cashback on the Spark 5 Pro.

The major highlight of the event was the presentation prizes to lucky winners. Customers who participated in
the spin the wheel game won gifts items such as Bluetooth Speaker; Power Bank and kettle while those who
participated in the Scratch and Win Promo won for themselves different deals ranging from 50% to 100%
cashback.

TECNO also introduced two latest devices-the Spark GO 2020-powered by Google Android 10 Go Edition and a
TECNO POVA. POVA means ‘Powering Optimal Value and Ambitions’ is a rebrand of the popular battery series
formerly known as Pouvoir was inspired by the zeal to deliver budget-friendly smartphones with superior
gaming experience.

The first of its kind 6.8-inch TECNO POVA, is powered by Mediatek Helio G80 octa-core processor and hyper-
engine game technology that transforms gameplay experience giving ultimate stability and a high refresh rate.
Additionally, users will benefit from the “Game Space,” “Game Mode,” and “Game Assistant 2.0” features,
allowing them to switch to the “do not disturb” function, a much-anticipated experience all gamers will
absolutely enjoy.

The TECNO POVA is also equipped with a power-packed multitasking effect ramped up by 6GB RAM and 128GB
of internal memory. The device also has a 6000mAh super big battery, 18W Dual IC Flash charger, a standby
time of 30 days and the ability to play music for 8 days straight, on just a single charge. It’s the perfect
smartphone offering a way to worry less about low battery.

The new devices are available for purchase this November and for the rest of November, customers will enjoy
amazing discounts, instant and mega prizes on TECNO devices.

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