5 Hilarious Things An Aproko Neighbour Does

Love them or hate them, everyone needs an ‘aproko’ neigbour. They are never empty of raw gist. From what happened between them and their spouse to every SINGLE thing happening in everyone else’s life, they know. They make it their life’s duty to source for those information and dispense them at no cost. INFORMATION NIGERIA in this hilarious piece, brings you 5 things you would immediately understand if you have an ‘aproko’ neighbour…

You get the gist: You don’t have to install CCTV in the neigbourhood or in your compound to monitor events because your aproko neighbour would give you a graphic description of every single event that happened in your absence. All you need to do is simple greet and ask ‘Mama Rasaki, was there light today?’, and the rest would be history.

They give it to you stylishly: They know you are a born-again and do not indulge in gossiping so they diverse a simple method of giving you the gist whether you like it or not. Its like something is amiss within them until they have dispense the information.

They know everything happening in everyone’s life: They make it a point of duty to visit you and everyone else every once in a while, whether you invited them or not to get updated. In the duration of that visit be ready to answer personal questions about yourself because they have a corny way of making you answer. They know the colour of everyone’s living room in the neigbourhood.

They never stop reporting: No one pays them for the news but that doesn’t stop them. It is a job they love to do and do it at no cost. You know how people say you should make your passion into a job well that is exactly what they do.

Authentic gist: Most of the times, you don’t have to worry about the authenticity of the gist because they’re 100% verified. They are very good researchers who do their underground survey before putting out their findings. Once they have verified the findings, be sure that they are going to spread it through the length and breadth of the city.

So which of your neighbour is your mind screaming as you were reading this piece – LOL!!!