How Nigerian Wives Would React To Mark Zuckerberg’s Decision To Donate 99% Of His Shares To Charity

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Mark Zuckerberg is the chairman, chief executive officer, and co-founder of the social networking website Facebook. On Wednesday, Dec 2, Zuckerberg welcomed his first child into the world and during the announcement, he pledged to donate 99 per cent of his shares to charity throughout his lifetime. Right now, that equates to a whooping  $45 billion. Now,  INFORMATION NIGERIA brings you the five ways a Nigerian woman, if she was Mark’s wife would react to such pledge…

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She would be like, OMG!!! finally the witches in my village have finally found a way to bring me down.

 

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What is this man saying sef! Abeg abeg, stop it if it is a joke.

 

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Imagine Zuckerberg called her phone to tell her about it. She would be like: Mark, hello Mark, are you sure it is you on the phone baby???

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Or he sent a mail to brief her of his plan… that is exactly how she would be reading the mail.

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Shortly after she receives the news… She picks up her bag and heads straight to her pastor… Her face when her pastor tells her not to fight a good cause.

Seriously, only an ‘Oyinbo’ woman would take that news with a big smile. A Nigerian wife would first pass out then wake up and call down hell and brimstone or what do you think???