Connect with us

Entertainment

Etcetera Compares Catilyn Jenner To Denrele, Charly Boy

Published

on

etc

Etcetera hardly gets any backlash from most of his articles, but this one might.

The controversial writer has now jumped on the gender change of ex-Olympian, Bruce Jenner turned Catilyn Jenner.

Comparing the new tranny to Nigeria’s Charly Boy and Denrele, he wrote: –

And that’s how Bruce Jenner unveiled his new identity, leaving his male identity behind with Caitlyn.” Trust Nigerians not to be left behind in the gossip and buzz it generated.

A female presenter with the not-so-Cool FM station in Lagos, known for her fake German-American-Arabian-Indian-Chinese-French-Yoruba accent was like, “Oh my gosh”, so Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn Jenner?

“What the hell is going on Abegii, Nigerians should stop feigning surprise like they’ve not seen or heard anything like this before. You all should stop acting like we don’t have our own Denrele Edun or Charly Boy. Mscheeeeeewww!!!

Is it because Bruce or Caitlyn (whatever she is called now) finally had enough balls to pluck off her penis? Its just a matter of time, Denrele will be woman enough to pluck off his too and give us something new to talk about aside from his Nkechi-like hairdo. I don’t think it should even be in our news that Caitlyn Jenner is now a transgender? There are thousands of them in America.

They infused the word in our vocabulary and it has become an umbrella term for people whose gender identity differs from the sex they were assigned by God. An American transgender described Caitlyn as the “Change” that America champions. Which is why America is always ahead of the rest of the world. Hahahahaha! Change indeed.

HELLO!!!! can someone tell that American transgender or transsexual or whatever she is that the slogan for the new government in Nigeria is “CHANGE?” Lol. 

We’ve had Denrele since and we didn’t see him as change… Maybe someone should show her Denrele’s pictures so that she’ll will be aware that Nigeria is catching up with them? Jesus Christ! Is this what being westernized is all about? Isn’t this madness? Ok, maybe Denrele is not a full transgender yet. He is still lingering in the purgatory of transvestites. Isn’t that the term for those who enjoy dressing as the opposite sex? Or should we refer to him as a cross-dresser for now until he finally plucks off his balls?

Does it look like Denrele will eventually pluck off his balls? Yes, eventually he will. It is just a matter of time. We are already used to his lipsticks, heels and Nkechi hairdo. And of course he’s already been a poster girl for Nigerian magazines for as long as i can remember. The same poster girl that Bruce “oh sorry” Caitlyn Jenner has dreamt of becoming since he/she was a child.

Shit!!! – How do you write an article about Denrele and Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner if you keep identifying them by the wrong gender pronoun? Am i going to be saying “sorry” whenever i make mistakes like, “He looks hot,” or “she looks hot.”?

The American system has made it impossible to mention Bruce and balls in the same sentence. Like Caitlyn Jenner, are we soon going to start using words like vagina and clitoris for Denrele and Charlie boy too? I pray we never get there. Our society don’t deserve such cruelty and madness. Denrele and Charlie boy for society’s sake, please keep your balls.. Lol… 

Lawmakers, we need a little help here. Can you guys please give us something to stop Denrele, uncle Charlie boy or any other Nigerian from de-balling themselves now or anytime in the future? Like the 14 years all expense paid vacation in hotel kirikiri for gays, the lawmakers should do something about transgenders now before Denrele goes from Denrele Edun to Folashade Anuoluwapo Edun or Charlie boy to Chinelo Nkemjika Oputa.

Bruce Jenner is no longer a man proves that America has gone mad. Same as Denrele and uncle Charlie boy proves that we’ve allowed the west to influence us wrongly. These guys have been the butt of jokes and the source of rumor and speculation for years, as their appearances became more feminine. They need our prayers now more than ever.

As for Bruce Jenner, He needs Jesus. Without Jesus, he is hopeless—regardless of whether he struggles with gender identity or not. Eternity is a small and rapidly decreasing number of heartbeats away and he will live in hell, as Bruce Jenner, not Caitlyn, for trillions of years (forever) in horrifying, unending torment, with a never-ending panic attack.

The same goes for everyone who is reading this and has been chasing a different identity from that which God has given you. Hell is your future. You will live in terror. This is the truth.

Continue Reading
2 Comments

2 Comments

  1. Aloh

    June 6, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Who is etcetra?

  2. Justice-C

    June 7, 2015 at 8:01 am

    Etcetera is a monkey living in odudu cattle ranch.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Entertainment

‘The Best Investment Is Lifting The Poor Out Of Poverty’ – Daddy Freeze

Published

on

The silence from churches and general overseers regarding #EndSARS is so loud – Daddy Freeze

Daddy Freeze

Nigerian broadcast journalist, Ifedayo Olarinde, popularly known as Daddy Freeze, has offered his bits of wisdom on what the best kind of investment is.

The popular radio host and convener of the ‘Free The Sheeple’ movement is of the view that the best kind of investment is assisting the underprivileged within the society.

In his words:

“The best investment in life is not buying property or starting a business. Don’t let motivational speaker fvck with your mind… The best investment is lifting the poor out of poverty..

Your houses and businesses could be destroyed in seconds if you don’t invest in uplifting the youths around you from poverty!

Read Also#EndSARS: ‘Why Are Church Leaders Silent?’ – Daddy Freeze

Secure your future, don’t invest in businesses or property or your children alone, invest on the youths around you! ~ FRZ”

See his post below:

The OAP’s post

Continue Reading

Entertainment

‘Small Businesses Need Support’ – Mr Macaroni

Published

on

mr macaroni
Mr Macaroni

Nigerian Comedian, Mr Macaroni

Nigerian comedian, Debo Adedayo, popularly known as Mr Macaroni, has urged the youths to help small businesses who need support regarding cleaning up after the recent violence witnessed in Lagos state.

The social media skit maker took to his Twitter page to share his views thus:

“Let’s focus on small businesses around us. If a lot of cleaning has been done or is being done already, then those businesses would need support. The government already said they will do that but there are also people and organizations willing to support.”

Read Also#EndSARS: Mr Macaroni Lambasts APC-Led Govt

Mr Macaroni also advised his fellow youths to be careful of trigger-happy men in uniform.

See his posts below:

The comedian’s posts

 

Continue Reading

Entertainment

‘End SARS Protest Is Beyond Police Brutality. It Is Battle Between The Rich And Poor’ – Filmmaker Chika Lann

Published

on

'End SARS Protest Is Beyond Police Brutality. It Is Battle Between The Rich And Poor' - Filmmaker Chika Lann
Chika Lann

Chika Lann

Nigerian filmmaker, Chika Lann, has tagged the ongoing violence resulting from the End SARS protests as a ‘rich vs poor’ fight. According to the television personality, it’s a sort of uprising against the rich.

Taking to her Instagram page, the actress and former model advises her fellow celebrities to go out there and help as many people as they can before things get out of hand.

Read AlsoNigerian Model, Chika Lann Throws Sister Out Of Her House For Allegedly Trying To Snatch Her Oyibo Husband

In her words:

“This #ENDSARS protest is obviously beyond Police Brutality. It’s a sort of uprising against the rich! The poor are coming for the rich. This is obviously RICH vs POOR. How else would you explain the wanton vandalism? I advise my fellow celebrity to go out there and help as much people as they can before it’s too late. #onelove”

See her post below:

The filmmaker’s post

 

Continue Reading

Trending