A Must Read: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Vomits ‘Volcanic Grammar’ Again On The ASUU Strike

House Member, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with his grammatically inclined words.

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Read what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country;

“This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy.

With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.”

 

51 COMMENTS

  1. This man should know that he was voted by and representing the common people,and not his ‘type’. If he thinks he can use grammar to confuse them,he should have a rethink! Let him come down to their level and talk to them about governance and what he’s doing on their behalf at the NASS!

  2. The purpose of communication is completely lost here. He seemed a pompous fellow eh, tryig to impress who? This is ‘redundancy.’ Communication must be mutually intelligible. But did he communicate? I think not.

  3. Patrick is only busy learning and speaking grama that he himself can not interpret. soon all of his colleaque will definately regret their acts.if it were them that needed a change of wardrope or increase in allowance, it will done in notime oo. they can not go scot free. if they dnt do the right thing hell is not far from them and it is waiting for them.

  4. I think, this man should not be allow next time to talk on air, becouse he contributed nothing to the mases using all this unmatch gramatical language .if we can not drived or intreprete your massge, of what sense is it to us to invite you to show your concern.

  5. Well, mr patrick is a politician, he knows the tricks involved in politice, its only d grammer dat can help them to convince d ordinary men and embezzle doz fund, in his blunder, he niether helped we student nor infuriate d government to act better, bcos he is nt heard nd understood by any of d ppl concerned. Therefore he is just a bird on air having no place to petch in his statement.

  6. I think dis man is combinin English wit French nd latin, bt is fun anyway. Jst watch his speeches on youtube wen u ar moody nd u must av evry reason 2 smile. Dnt worry, Oshiomhole is handin over 2 him veri soon nd he has promise 2 spk in a language evrybdy wil undstnd if he becomes d No.1 citizen of Edo State Lolz.

  7. Ahhhhh…..Mi o fe ku o!!..Joor O…No Kill Me With This Your Big,Big Grammar So,Igodomingodoo!!!…E don do..(Ehmm…Na who get Cambridge Encyclopaedia for here?!)