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Hilarious: ‘Dear God’ – Okey Bakassi’s Letter To God

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Okey_BakassiStand up comedian, Okey Bakassi has written a letter purportedly to God. Though it is hilarious, it contains some salient truths.

The letter:

Dear Almighty Sir,

I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.

I hereby present some personal issues before you:

1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule

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5 Comments

  1. Snazzy

    January 12, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Wow! Dat’s a 1daful performance. Wish God can receive his letter. Hahahaa! Pls i need 2go friends, add up via snazzy192.

  2. kinxlee

    January 12, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Okey bakassi sure knows how to crack som1 up, but this guy has also hammer from govt o, he is not lookn d same anymore, but grat joke anyway, still stand by my words he is d most hilarious comedian in nigeria. Ff me on twitter @kingshizley

  3. Parolmaster

    January 12, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    nice one, but you should have send Ȋ̝̊̅t̶̲̥̅̊ through jesus christ the son of God, lol…. add m̶̲̅ƹ on bbm 223FAB17 and follow m̶̲̅ƹ on twitter @parolmaster.

  4. kizwiz teflon

    January 12, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    Dat y i said if 2 say na naiger isreal dey no body 4 lyk buy our ticket say i dey holy land sha okey na 2ru tok.

  5. Uncle Leo

    January 13, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Bakasi, u nor go kill people with laf o. Any way i hope sey God go recieve such letter but wey i sure sey e go happen na d pastors God go first ask b4 e reach politicians turn

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Rapper Illbliss Comes Under Fire For Saying Burna Boy ‘Is The Greatest’

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Nigerian rapper, Illbliss, has been made to feel the heat after his comment on Burna Boy’s greatness did not go down well with some people.

The rapper, whose real name is Tobechukwu Melvin Ejiofor, had tweeted in favour of the two-time Grammy nominated artist.

He wrote:

“2 Grammy nods in 2 years. Are we finally settled on who the greatest is? Big congratulations my bro @burnaboy. You are beyond a spaceship. Your craft is second to none.”

Read Also: Rapper IllBliss Welcomes Baby Girl (Photo)

Going under his post to drag him for his opinion, a few Twitter users reminded the music entrepreneur cum actor that the Grammys does not necessarily confer greatness on an artist.

The rapper, however, stuck to his guns and replied:

“Your business and opinion totally. Still the most recognized music trophy in the world.”

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Singer Simi Pens Beautiful Letter To Her Daughter As She Turns 6 Months

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Simi and her daughter, Adejare

Simi and her daughter, Adejare

Popular Nigerian singer and songwriter, Simi has penned a beautiful letter to her daughter, Adejare as she turns 6-months-old.

November 30 marked six months since the singer and her husband, Adekunle Gold welcomed their little platter of feet. Taking to her Instagram page, Simi posted an adorable photo of her herself and her daughter along with the lovely message.

The first time mum noted that she is excited for her daughter to grow up so they can do fun stuff together.

In her words;

“My baby. My daughter. The love of my life. This feisty little chocolate princess is 6 months old today. God is so great.

You make me giddy Adejare. You changed my life and turned my Spirit inside out. Giving you life (in collaboration with God and your daddy) gave me new life, and is the most spiritual thing I ever did in all my life. You’re everything to me. I’ve never felt a love so complete and thorough and protective and jealous and unconditional. They tell you you’re gonna love your baby so much, but you don’t know how much until you love your baby.

I’m emotional because you’re growing up too fast and some days I want time to freeze, so I can soak up more of these moments, but I’m also excited for you to grow up so we can have cute, silly conversations. So we can go on mommy/daughter dates. So we can have slumber parties. So you can confide in me. So we can pray together. You’re everything I asked for, and then so much more. You complete our little family. Thank you for your gummy smiles and for all the words you think you’re saying. I hear you. I love you too much Deja. Happy half birthday

– Mommy”

Read Also: Singer Simi Laments Over Men Having More Privileges Than Women

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Actress Lilian Afegbai Pens Motivational Quotes After Buying Birkin Bag Worth $22K

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Nigerian actress and film producer, Lilian Afegbai has taken to Instagram to show off her Hermès Birkin bag worth $22K.

The ex-Big Brother Africa housemate posted a photo of the pricey bag along with the receipt to clear all doubts. Afegbai also penned some words of encouragement to her social media followers as she urged them to be patient and keep pushing.

The actress captioned her post with the words;

“There’s time for everything, I got this for my birthday but it arrived late…
I remember when I could only afford an Aldo or Zara bag…. Now I can get myself a birkin

Enjoy the process, very soon you will get everything you want. It just takes time
More to come”

Read Also: Lilian Afegbai Returns To IG After Her Mum Was Dragged For Shooting UNIBEN Student

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